“What is a hunter’s best friend?” “Real dragon dildos”
When I heard that, I laughed so hard beer came out of my nose!! This was the funniest thing ever.
Last week, I met up with my friends and they had this new adult party game called Cards Against Muggles. I never knew Harry Potter could be so much fun!
With my friends we are always enjoying ourselves by rewatching those great movies and throwing catchphrases from the books to each other. But now one of my friends found this adult party game, from ‘Pick.Cards’, we have something new to satisfy our Harry Potter fix.
We enjoyed Cards Against Muggles so much we played it for hours that night – long after all the beer and pizza ran out. We were all crying with laughter from what all the card combinations were throwing up. We put together some of the rudest, crudest and lewdest answers that involved all of my favorite childhood Hogwarts characters.
I could not believe it, it had everyone from those J K Rowling books, I cherish so much. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Voldemort, Snape, Hagrid, Draco and Dobby; all of these wonderful characters all appear in situations you just would not believe!
“Any problem can be solved by____” “An old grumpy wizard that refuses to wear pants”.
Cards Against Muggles is very easy to play and is the same as the other adult party game, Cards Against Humanity. The idea is to match up the funniest (usually means the rudest) combination of question and answer cards to win the game. There were a few of us playing it the other night but you can start with just four people or have over 20 if you want? You can get through a game in about 30 minutes but run it for as long as you like or until you can’t laugh anymore.
But do not let people play who might be easily offended. Cards Against Muggles is an adult party game with no morals or levels of taste – it is really for horrible people! Oh and definitely not for the young ones too. There is a 17+ age restriction printed on the box, I think you better follow it.
When my friend bought it online, through ‘Pick.Cards’, it arrived as a physical box set with all the cards inside. There are 1,440 cards in all (990 white cards and 450 black) so this does cost more than some of those digital game versions out there. But definitely worth it.
“Filch has finally banned ___ from the halls of Hogwarts” “Organizing a ring of shapeshifters to have orgies with yourself”
I am so thrilled by this game that I have just put my order in to buy my own Cards Against Muggles. I just could not resist to get my own box set and play it with some of my family. Though I do need to check which ones would be offended the least!
Don’t take my word for it, buy one for yourself and see how funny it is!